just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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