So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
