just tell him i said nine months
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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