he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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