Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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