I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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