Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
