oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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