at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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