The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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