If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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