oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We talked him into tasing himself.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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