69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
