"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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