were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
