I just saw a hot homeless man
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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