another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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