I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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