Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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