butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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