So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
