Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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