Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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