so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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