Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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