I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
