Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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