Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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