Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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