I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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