I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My bed smells like the plague
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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