That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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