at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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