how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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