Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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