coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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