3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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