I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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