What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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