I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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