And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He did a backflip because drugs
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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