You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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