you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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