Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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