Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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