Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
