Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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