I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
