On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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