my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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