My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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