Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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