You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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