If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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