Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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