Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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