it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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